Top 10 things I like about Lincolns

[grandpaslincoln]

1. They are fuel efficient
2. They have 4 doors for the easy loading of party-goers
3. They are roomy (see #2)
4. Chicks dig a big guy who drives a big car
5. Lincolns eat Cadillacs for breakfast
6. You can easily fit 4 dead hookers in the trunk
7. You can easily fit 7 dead midgets in the trunk
8. CFI is the king of all fuel delivery systems
9. Turbines look good on a lincoln
10. Lincolns, Crown Vics, and Grand Marquis go together. Collect the whole set!

[Grand Marquis GT]

:broccoli:

[grimor]

hmm

but how many hooker midgets can you fit in the trunk

[Paul_]

i bet if you took the spare out, you could fit in a couple more midgets on the back deck. or if you wanted to really cram em in there, hack them up into littel pieces.

[NitroNic]

Re: Top 10 things I like about Lincolns

10. Lincolns, Crown Vics, and Grand Marquis go together. Collect the whole set!

Each sold separatly. Comes with everything you see here:

1. They are fuel efficient
2. They have 4 doors for the easy loading of party-goers
3. They are roomy (see #2)
4. Chicks dig a big guy who drives a big car
5. Lincolns eat Cadillacs for breakfast
6. You can easily fit 4 dead hookers in the trunk
7. You can easily fit 7 dead midgets in the trunk
8. CFI is the king of all fuel delivery systems
9. Turbines look good on a lincoln

[roadsterstang420]

man, i think me and evil crown vic would get along just fine. haha. I'd say about 9 of those reasons are pretty legit.... But CFI?! C'mon..... cfi blows! If you're gonna have to run a computer, might as well be multi port.

[Grand Marquis GT]

CFI blows.

listen to the man. Plus of the 5 boxes ive owned, 4 have been CFI.

[Paul_]

half of the boxes i've owned were sefi. all the wagons cept for the 87 were cfi, and my 84 is cfi.

84-cfi
85-cfi
85-cfi
86-sefi
87-sefi
89-sefi
90-sefi

[Lincolnmania]

cfi is still better than the vv carb lol

[Jackup460]

They're a mistery. I had problems with mine in the 82 cuntinental.

[85crownHPP]

CFI will take MPFI's soul

[General Geoff]

Re: Top 10 things I like about Lincolns

1. They are fuel efficient
2. They have 4 doors for the easy loading of party-goers
3. They are roomy (see #2)
4. Chicks dig a big guy who drives a big car
5. Lincolns eat Cadillacs for breakfast
6. You can easily fit 4 dead hookers in the trunk
7. You can easily fit 7 dead midgets in the trunk
8. CFI is the king of all fuel delivery systems
9. Turbines look good on a lincoln
10. Lincolns, Crown Vics, and Grand Marquis go together. Collect the whole set!

Let's see here...

1. Not even close
2. Cut that number in half
3. Yeah, this is true
4. Especially when your car "looks like it's driven by Satan"
5. No doubt about it.
6. 4? Try 8!
7. I'd swing for a dozen
8. 750cfm carb > CFI
9. I dunno how they'd look on a barge, because they wouldn't fit anyway.
10. Mark Vs, Thunderbirds and Cougars go together as well!

[marquisman]

vv carb

the vv was not to bad, there was one on my 2dr for 20 years and the guy at the dealership diconected the choke and all u had to do is pump it be for starting...but now i have a 2750 ford carb

[Grand Marquis GT]

A two door?

tell me more!

[marquisman]

hey, what u wanna know? hope i can tell ya!