This is my super sweet CV P71. It's ex-Minneapolis police. It has a 400 HP supercharged nitro cop motor made to look civilian so it's a real sleeper. Bullet proof body work and glass but unfortunately they took out the machine guns behind the grille, but the mounts are still there. So if I want, I could easily add machine guns. I dunno the top speed but I've had it to 83 MPH, I didn't want to go any faster because I don't wanna travel through time!!!!!!1111111 I get 4 billion miles to the bar of plutonium. That's right, this fucker is nuclear.
I'm running a specail chemical process oxidizing the body work so it will turn brown and flake off, as it falls off it lowers the cars weight, I've gained .3 seconds on the quarter mile already!!!!!!1111 Now I run a 1/4 in 4.632 seconds not even trying hard.
It goes so fucking fast everything looks all blurry you have to squint to see shit!!!!!!!11111
This is what it looks like if I beat you up and put you in my trunk so I could throw you in the river!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
And this is what it looks like if the car got angry and tried to run over your head this would be just a half second before you died. SQUISH!!!!1111
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I'm running a specail chemical process oxidizing the body work so it will turn brown and flake off, as it falls off it lowers the cars weight, I've gained .3 seconds on the quarter mile already!!!!!!1111 Now I run a 1/4 in 4.632 seconds not even trying hard.
It goes so fucking fast everything looks all blurry you have to squint to see shit!!!!!!!11111
This is what it looks like if I beat you up and put you in my trunk so I could throw you in the river!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
And this is what it looks like if the car got angry and tried to run over your head this would be just a half second before you died. SQUISH!!!!1111
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