That's right folks, I'm the new bodywork/paint forum moderator. To commemorate my promotion to Moderator I will do what any good ruler does and make some extraordinarily strict rules!
Firstly, From this date (Sunday, July 25th, 2009) forth all users must privately message (PM) the required authorities to request for permission in order to make a thread in my forum. This request must be in appropriate format with proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling. It must describe the intended topic and purpose of the proposed thread. A copy of the intended thread must also be submitted to the Administrator's Office for the Department of GMN Autobody Forum Moderation (herein referred to as King CSJ, Esq.) for prior review and approval. This approval process may take four (4) to six (6) weeks after which a Topic Posting Permit will be issued. This permit will expire twelve (12) hours after being issued. If the topic is not posted in this time the user must re-submit their request for secondary review and possible administrative action.
Secondly, All threads must now start with "Posted with permission from the honorable King CSJ, Esq." and end with "Praise to our leader King CSJ, Esq. and may his rule be long and prosperous, for he is truly the One sent by God to moderate us."
Thirdly, If at any time a user demonstrates disrespectfulness to the DGMNAUFM or to the great land of GrandMarq.net, the Administrative offices reserve the right to expel the offending user from the Autobody Forum (to be referred to as the Kingdom of CSJ) at the discretion of the Administrator.
Fourthly, All threads which have lain dormant for over 24 hours will be numbered, filed, and archived for future reference. After archival the original thread shall be destroyed. The archives shall not be viewed by anyone outside of the Department of Autobody Thread Archival without prior approval by King CSJ, Esq.
Lastly, if the people of the great nation of GrandMarq.net do not find this list of rules more than slightly humorous, the possibility exists that they may be excommunicated at the discretion of King CSJ, Esq. To put it simply, find me funny or get the fuck out!
Just kidding...
Firstly, From this date (Sunday, July 25th, 2009) forth all users must privately message (PM) the required authorities to request for permission in order to make a thread in my forum. This request must be in appropriate format with proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling. It must describe the intended topic and purpose of the proposed thread. A copy of the intended thread must also be submitted to the Administrator's Office for the Department of GMN Autobody Forum Moderation (herein referred to as King CSJ, Esq.) for prior review and approval. This approval process may take four (4) to six (6) weeks after which a Topic Posting Permit will be issued. This permit will expire twelve (12) hours after being issued. If the topic is not posted in this time the user must re-submit their request for secondary review and possible administrative action.
Secondly, All threads must now start with "Posted with permission from the honorable King CSJ, Esq." and end with "Praise to our leader King CSJ, Esq. and may his rule be long and prosperous, for he is truly the One sent by God to moderate us."
Thirdly, If at any time a user demonstrates disrespectfulness to the DGMNAUFM or to the great land of GrandMarq.net, the Administrative offices reserve the right to expel the offending user from the Autobody Forum (to be referred to as the Kingdom of CSJ) at the discretion of the Administrator.
Fourthly, All threads which have lain dormant for over 24 hours will be numbered, filed, and archived for future reference. After archival the original thread shall be destroyed. The archives shall not be viewed by anyone outside of the Department of Autobody Thread Archival without prior approval by King CSJ, Esq.
Lastly, if the people of the great nation of GrandMarq.net do not find this list of rules more than slightly humorous, the possibility exists that they may be excommunicated at the discretion of King CSJ, Esq. To put it simply, find me funny or get the fuck out!
Just kidding...
, as i kneel before you
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