I have seen this guy try to sell his exploder on CL for a few weeks now. Most of the ads were mundane but today he must've lost it and posted from the heart....
My favorite quote "The motherfucker overheats and when it does it knocks"
Yes, this is a repost. I would like to add that the vehicle is best suited for someone with either mechanical skills or someone that knows a mechanic. I am not one of those people, so I am sorry if I cant explain exactly what is wrong with it. The motherfucker overheats and when it does it knocks. Bottom line, I dont want to mess with it so I will sell it to you and you deal with it. I will sell it to the person that offers the most by 5:30 PM. I have offers for $400, so that means if you send me an E-Mail saying ill give you $399 I will tell you to go screw your self. BUT, if you send me an email telling me you will give me $400 and a sealed tub of Syntha-6 protein powder I will say "YOU HAVE A FUCKEN DEAL!", if no one offers more by 5:30 that is. So let the bidding begin. By the way it DOES NOT have a radio, it needs a headliner, the driver door sticks a bit and if you are still reading this I will tell you that I think the problem is a messed up head gasket, but like I said I am no mechanic, if you buy it and that is not the problem, my fucken bad. It has an orange emergency light in there and a weight bench, you can have both if you buy this beautiful machine. IN FACT, if you buy this TODAY I will throw in the light and weight bench. Thats right for FREE! by the way I would plan on towing the bitch if you dont want a ticket for expired plates and inspection sticker... and if you want to go faster than 45 MPH... messed up head gasket remember? I am tired of looking at this in my driveway so come pick this thing up if you are serious. By the way if you dont have an extra tub of syntha-6 laying around I also like EAS 100% whey protein, or you can just offer me any cash over $400. NOT $400 on the dot, I have received that offer... many times. The point of this is to get it to go higher, not to match someone else. And yes I understand you have $250 cash in your hand and you will pick it up in an hour, but I dont want your $250 I want the next guys $400+. Thank you for your mother fucking time. Have a bad ass day.
I am selling a 1993 Ford Explorer. It starts right up and was a daily driver up until a couple of months ago when I purchased a newer car. The body is in pretty good shape along with the paint. It has Goodyear tires on it, it has a full size spare tire, the original has a slow leak. It does leak fluids and overheats however and starts to knock when it does. I think one of the gaskets on the engine is messed up. The inside is in pretty good shape but needs a new headliner and does not have a radio. If you need better pictures let me know. It is a dark green color. The price is OBO, please E-Mail me with questions.
•Location: CLOSEST TO PRICE GETS IT!
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
My favorite quote "The motherfucker overheats and when it does it knocks"
Yes, this is a repost. I would like to add that the vehicle is best suited for someone with either mechanical skills or someone that knows a mechanic. I am not one of those people, so I am sorry if I cant explain exactly what is wrong with it. The motherfucker overheats and when it does it knocks. Bottom line, I dont want to mess with it so I will sell it to you and you deal with it. I will sell it to the person that offers the most by 5:30 PM. I have offers for $400, so that means if you send me an E-Mail saying ill give you $399 I will tell you to go screw your self. BUT, if you send me an email telling me you will give me $400 and a sealed tub of Syntha-6 protein powder I will say "YOU HAVE A FUCKEN DEAL!", if no one offers more by 5:30 that is. So let the bidding begin. By the way it DOES NOT have a radio, it needs a headliner, the driver door sticks a bit and if you are still reading this I will tell you that I think the problem is a messed up head gasket, but like I said I am no mechanic, if you buy it and that is not the problem, my fucken bad. It has an orange emergency light in there and a weight bench, you can have both if you buy this beautiful machine. IN FACT, if you buy this TODAY I will throw in the light and weight bench. Thats right for FREE! by the way I would plan on towing the bitch if you dont want a ticket for expired plates and inspection sticker... and if you want to go faster than 45 MPH... messed up head gasket remember? I am tired of looking at this in my driveway so come pick this thing up if you are serious. By the way if you dont have an extra tub of syntha-6 laying around I also like EAS 100% whey protein, or you can just offer me any cash over $400. NOT $400 on the dot, I have received that offer... many times. The point of this is to get it to go higher, not to match someone else. And yes I understand you have $250 cash in your hand and you will pick it up in an hour, but I dont want your $250 I want the next guys $400+. Thank you for your mother fucking time. Have a bad ass day.
I am selling a 1993 Ford Explorer. It starts right up and was a daily driver up until a couple of months ago when I purchased a newer car. The body is in pretty good shape along with the paint. It has Goodyear tires on it, it has a full size spare tire, the original has a slow leak. It does leak fluids and overheats however and starts to knock when it does. I think one of the gaskets on the engine is messed up. The inside is in pretty good shape but needs a new headliner and does not have a radio. If you need better pictures let me know. It is a dark green color. The price is OBO, please E-Mail me with questions.
•Location: CLOSEST TO PRICE GETS IT!
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Those are both pretty good!
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